🍷 Wine Jokes #6: I Asked Wine Bottles to Review Humans. They Were Brutal
We’ve spent centuries reviewing wine. It’s only fair the wine gets a turn. ⭐☆☆☆☆ Dave Who Said, “Let’s Save It for a Special Occasion” Bought me in 2019. Walks past me every weekend and says, “One day…” I’ve survived two birthdays. Three Christmases. A kitchen renovation. His daughter’s graduation. And…
