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    🍷 Wine Jokes #6: I Asked Wine Bottles to Review Humans. They Were Brutal

    We’ve spent centuries reviewing wine. It’s only fair the wine gets a turn. ⭐☆☆☆☆ Dave Who Said, “Let’s Save It for a Special Occasion” Bought me in 2019. Walks past me every weekend and says, “One day…” I’ve survived two birthdays. Three Christmases. A kitchen renovation. His daughter’s graduation. And…

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